Must document this comment in case it is the last time she ever admits I am right. Bethany: "you know what mommy? I decided to go ahead and use toilet paper to wipe the pee off of my butt, and you were right! I DO need to use toilet paper!" (I have been trying to convince her of this for ages.)

Bethany: "I was holding my pee in my butt for a long time, mommy. I didn't see the Wonder Pets show on before, so I had to wait a long time to pee." (She waited to go pee until Wonder Pets was over.

While playing dress up, Shea came out dressed to the nines. Bethany tried to pick up her flowers, and Shea told her, "No Benny! You not a princess!! Only me!"

Bethany to Shea: "Okay S. It's time for DISCO!!!"