Must document this comment in case it is the last time she ever admits I am right. Bethany: "you know what mommy? I decided to go ahead and use toilet paper to wipe the pee off of my butt, and you were right! I DO need to use toilet paper!" (I have been trying to convince her of this for ages.)

Bethany: "I was holding my pee in my butt for a long time, mommy. I didn't see the Wonder Pets show on before, so I had to wait a long time to pee." (She waited to go pee until Wonder Pets was over.

While playing dress up, Shea came out dressed to the nines. Bethany tried to pick up her flowers, and Shea told her, "No Benny! You not a princess!! Only me!"

Bethany to Shea: "Okay S. It's time for DISCO!!!"

And private parts are still on her mind! At a friends house the other day, Bethany noticed their boxer dog's private parts. The dog (Gunner) is a male who has been fixed. Bethany was staring hard at the dogs butt and finally said, "Mommy, Gunner's buhjiba looks crazy!"

I get my hair dyed. I naturally have mousy brown hair, but lately I have been having it dyed darker brown with chunks of blond and red on top. At the dinner table Bethany was saying that my hair looks so pretty. Shea said, "You hair so pretty mommy, it looks like ketchup."