"I wish I could be a bird so I can eat clouds" said wistfully by Bethany... "CWOWDS! NOM NOM NOM!" ~ said in a scary monster voice by Shea

"Daddy, I got poops in my butt, are we home YET!" ~Shea

At the dinner table:
Me: Just taste your broccoli"
Bethany and Shea: I don't like broccoli
Me: They are little trees! You can pretend you are a giant and you are eating up all the trees!"
Bethany: Nope!
Me: thinking... "You know, broccoli makes you fart. If you eat broccoli, you will be farting a lot.
Shea: ( picking up the broccoli) I want farts!! (eating it) Now I can make farts, but not Benny cuz she not eat her broccoli. Benny, eat you broccoli so you can have farts! Only mommy and Daddy and me can have farts.

Bethany came to me requesting a band aid for her little toy zebra. I asked her why he needed one. She said because he is bleeding. I asked her how he got hurt. Her reply:
"I was throwing him at the ceiling and he hit his ear on a ladybug, and the ladybug went crunch, and her spots fell off, and zebra landed on one and slipped, and it scraped his stripes off and he was bleeding."